Call her a hoe. Makes you look incredibly ignorant and we laugh. You can sit there and blame her for the rest of your life, which you will, Don't lie about it either. Nothing I hate more than a lying hypocrite.
Let dogs inside. No animal should have to spend their life at the end of a chain! Mr Bobo had a log chain around his neck attached to cement blocks I knew he wasn't staying at house no matter what he was like !