Alexandra

Alexandra

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Sometimes, my mom doesn’t realize she’s saying something in German until she notices the look I’m giving her indicating major confusion then she has to forcibly switch brain modes

okay, imma tell y'all a story. So i talk finnish as my native language. finnish word for lips is huulet and i somehow convinced my mind that finnish word for lips is lipset. i don't know why or how, but to still every time i try to talk about lips

Specific similes are the best *Cough*Douglas Adams *Cough* Ugh, I think I'm getting a cold!

Specific similes are the best *Cough*Douglas Adams *Cough* Ugh, I think I'm getting a cold!

If you’re like anything like me, your conversations revolve around “Nothing works!”, “I need to lose weight.”, or “I want to lose weight – badly!” I have tried myriad forms of diets, traipsed through bountiful videos, and buried my head under never-ending listicles. Guess what? None of them worked, and I am glad that they didn’t, for I wouldn’t have turned to yoga. And, in the process, wouldn’t have made it a way of living. And, yes, I lost weight – tons of it.

If you’re like anything like me, your conversations revolve around “Nothing works!”, “I need to lose weight.”, or “I want to lose weight – badly!” I have tried myriad forms of diets, traipsed through (You Need To Try)

List of sarcasm.

List of sarcasm.

#1988 - Line a pathway with rocks painted in glow in the dark paint (Rust-Oleum Glow). It will charge during the day & light the way to your house in the evening.

- Line a pathway with rocks painted in glow in the dark paint (Rust-Oleum Glow). It will charge during the day & light the way to your house in the evening.