Victorinox SwissFlame- A Swiss Army knife with a windproof lighter built in! For some unknown reason, they were never sold in the U., and discontinued after a brief three year production run. I want one so bad!
This Pocket Chainsaw is made of high strength, heat-treated steel and is coated for rust resistance. It's so convenient it fits in shirt pocket. Cut through a tree, and then amputate that leg when the tree falls on you.