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1. When Peter the Great found his wife had a lover he had the man beheaded, then forced her to keep her lover’s head in a jar of alcohol in her bedroom which stood in Catherine's bedroom till Peter's death. 2. The ancient Roman empress Valeria Messalina liked to work on the side as a prostitute, and won a competition with other prostitutes to see who could take more men.

1. When Peter the Great found his wife had a lover he had the man beheaded, then forced her to keep her lover’s head in a jar of alcohol in her bedroom which stood in Catherine's bedroom till Peter's death. 2. The ancient Roman empress Valeria Messalina liked to work on the side as a prostitute, and won a competition with other prostitutes to see who could take more men.

Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! I act sully do sleep with a teddy ear and I'm almost 17 🙄

Cat Logic

Cat Logic

Me as a president

Me as a president