I feel like this is something dad would time for me because he likes timing how long I can be quiet

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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

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Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

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maybe magic isn't really real.even if i say the magic word "abracadabra" people are still bitchie

for years i used to knock on the door and realized when i saw it open, i was knocking from the inside..

for years i used to knock on the door and realized when i saw it open, i was knocking from the inside

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