"Hey dad, I have made a crossword for people of your intelligence! It has only one square and this is black!"
"Well, at the end, parents help you overcome the problems which you wouldn't have if you were an orphan!"
"And what does your shrink says?"
"How can I tease my father and make him miserable? This is the only thought in my mind!"
It is a great fortune to be born Greek. It is is also a great fortune to die as Greek. It's the in between that's unfortunate!
"Well, your cough is doing much much better." "Of course! I'm practicing for days!"