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Running Humor #41: It's not bragging when I tell you how many miles I ran today. It's so you don't judge when I devour a whole bag of chips.
Running Humor #22: I am never running again. Oh, look, a race! - Nemo
Me on race day when I spot a photographer. "Oh just casually running"
Running Humor #184: When you still haven't pooped before your race.
Running Humor #185: Running a half marathon as told by emojis.
Running Humor #156 The runner who finishes last is the one who gets the most value out of their entry fee.
Running Humor #189: Another non-runner just asked about my 5K marathon.
I've been amazing shirts back on the rack for their lack of thumbholes.
I Could Run That!