30 Things Restaurant Staff Wish Patrons Knew (Told In Memes) | The Odyssey
be sure to compliment the cook
Seriously, go somewhere with yourself, you can't even run your own food, what the hell makes you think we are going to give you a "bigger" section!!
I'd die of laughter if I saw this. I'd crack up and deliver it with no shame, too.
Hostess problems humor. For reals though...counting the people in your party isn't that hard, learn to count!!