Our house is always spotless, yet my parents still say they're sorry for the "mess"! It's hilarious! And it's funny when other people say it. Even if your house is dirty, I'm not judgemental in any way. You don't even have to apologize to me!
SHIRLEY TEMPLE (Bright Eyes, Curly Top, Heidi, Little Miss Marker and Poor Little Rich Girl; became a member of the US House of Representatives for California in 1967 and was appointed to other political positions thereafter)
Awkward family photos is the most entertaining site ever! I might just quit doing what I do as a photographer and open a studio that creates awkward family photos intentionally. Probably won't be as good, but it would be a lot of laughs. click the pic.