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How To Be a Decent Human Being

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Ok, so maybe the title should have been more about Myrtle Beach but once you read my post, I hope you'll get it. You may go to MB and love it (I hope you do!). Here's my story! #travel #myrtlebeach #humor #parenting #airbnb #comedy
When my husband asked a college junior for the best advice for an incoming freshman, never in a million years did I expect this response. #hotmessmemoir #college #freshman #collegestudent #collegeadvice #dorm
I get that it's the style now for teen boys to grow their hari out but my God they don't have to look homeless. Here is the "altercation" with him yesterday. #hair #haircut #teenager #longhair #parenting #sons

Parenting

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Ever wonder if you're a troll? Click here and see if you've ever used these steps! #trolls #trolling #blogging #blogger #bloggerlife #humor #humorous #funny #funnystory #humorblog #hotmessmemoir #hotmess
After almost 4 years of blogging, here's what I think it takes to blog for the long haul! #blogger #bloggerlife #blogging #bloggertips #socialmedia #socialmediatips #writing #writingtips #wordpress #wordpresstheme #wordpressblog #wordpresstips
You know you're a blogger when ____. #humor #blogger #blog #writing #socialmedia #funny

Blogging

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Between their app not working and the customer service I received at McDonald's, clearly they weren't knocking it out of the park. #rant #humor #funny #customerservice #fastfood #wtf #hotmessmemoir
I Became Prom Queen Last Night! #prom #promqueen #prom #humor #promnight #funny #lol #travel #marriott #courtyard #comedy #soccerlife #soccermom #parenting #moms #dads #kids
I've seen some awful behavior on the sidelines on a soccer game. Here's how to act as an adult at a kid's soccer game. #soccer #soccertips #soccermom #soccermoms #youthsports #referee #coach #coaching #football #barcelona #liverpool #manchesterunited #manchestercity #teams #goalie #striker #soccerball

Soccer Mom

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I don't know about you but I'm tired of the humble bragging on Facebook. It's so obvious but why isn't it obvious to them? #socialmedia #facebook #humblebrag #humor #comedy #funny #blogpost #hotmessmemoir #family
Have you ever visited your Facebook selling wall? Click here to see some of the strangest things to be put on there! #facebook #wtf #hotmessmemoir #comedy #humor #funny #ridiculous
I'm tired of Facebook memories always showing me the pics where I was happier, skinner....richer. Here are my views. Click here! #facebook #memories #humorous #funny #comedy #humorblog #hotmessmemoir #lol #socialmedia #goodreads

House Hunters & Facebook Selling Wall Funnies

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I'll be real, my overall hygiene has taken a hit since working from home. Here's my humorous approach to this past year. #humor #workingfromhome #homeoffice #workingmother #remote
I now work with several plants in Mexico and many emails come over in Spanish. I decided to take life by limes, signed up for Babbel and here's how it's going. #babbel #spanish #languageactivity #language #humor #hotmessmemoir #foreignlanguagelearning #babbel
People that announce how busy they are all the time at work, usually aren't that busy. In this post, I detail the top 10 characteristics of this person. #humor #hotmessmemoir #funny #workplace #cubicle #coworkers #list #work #office

Workplace

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I've heard about Buc-ees via a YouTube video and at last I'm visiting it! Here's my take. Is it worth your time for a road trip? You be the judge! #roadtrip #travel #America #buc-ees #vacation #traveldestinations #travelideas #traveltips #hotmessmemoir
My work has decided to add motivational quotes to our bathroom stalls but there's a catch! #inspirationalquotes #humor #funny #motivationalquotes #workplace #hotmessmemoir
I'm just being honest when I say I don't like shopping at Kohl's. From the fashion to the visual design, here are 10 reasons I'm not a fan. #shopping #kohls #blog #hotmessmemoir #humor #funny #comedy #funnyread #list #opinion

Pop Culture Funnies

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Last month I took a cruise and decided to try acupuncture for the first time. Here's my honest account. For my fellow wimps, I promise it's worth the read! #naturalhealthremedies #lymphaticdrainage #massage #cruise #relaxation #acupuncture #accupuncture #hotmessmemoir
I don't know what clicked about weight loss but it finally did about 6 weeks ago. Read here how I dropped 9 pounds with very small lifestyle changes. #weightloss #fitness #diet #diettips #humor #hotmessmemoir #exercisetips #planetfitness
I did it! I bought a microneedling pen. In this post I write about my first experience and the mistakes I made so you don't! #skincare #anti-aging #microneedling #skincareroutine #skincaretips #beauty #gifts #christmasgifts #beautytips #wrinkles #collagen #hotmessmemoir

Health

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Without fail, every year, we get the same braggy Christmas letter. What I want is for someone to send a non-braggy, truthful Christmas letter so here is my fake one! #christmas #holidays #christmasletter #humor #funny #hotmessmemoir #christmascards
In this post, I want to share with you guys what my family got me for Christmas #Christmas #giftgiving #whatigotforchristmas #humor #family #gifts #cricut #schittscreek #television #hotmessmemoir.com #affiliate #writingprompts #jewelry
Come along with me on my fantastic journey into shopping on Thanksgiving/Black Friday! #giftgiving #blackfriday #shopping #christmas #tistheseason #holidays

Holidays

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After having breakfast with my son at his school, I let him know that he never has to eat another school lunch for the rest of his life! #humor #comedy #funny #schoollunch #lunchesforkids #lunchesforkidsschool #hotmessmemoir
If there's one piece of nourshmint that I absolutely love and crave, it's steak. I'd probably roll around in steak if I could. #crave #craving #humor #comedy #blog #hotmessmemoir #funny #food #steak
In this post, I try a meal kit. I've always thought they were too expensive and a waste of time. Click here to find out if I feel the same way afterwards. #humor #funny #recipe #preparedmeals #cooking #fastmeals #mealkit #mealkitrecipes

Food

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What I Bought on Etsty After 3 Glasses of Wine
Yeah, so you should never shop Etsy after multiple glasses of wine. Click here to read on and why I bought it.
Pinterest is filled with what to wear to homecoming. I had the idea to list what NOT to wear to homecoming. Like a mullet, avoid these dresses like the plague! #homecoming #hoco #homcoming #dresses #hotmessmemoir #humor #prom #dresses Alumni Homecoming, Homcoming Dresses, Homecoming Court, Coordinates Outfits, Homecoming Outfit, What Not To Wear, Homecoming Week, Homecoming Outfits, The Plague
What Not to Wear to Homecoming
Pinterest is filled with what to wear to homecoming. I had the idea to list what NOT to wear to homecoming. Like a mullet, avoid these dresses like the plague! #homecoming #hoco #homcoming #dresses #hotmessmemoir #humor #prom #dresses
Last month I took a cruise and decided to try acupuncture for the first time. Here's my honest account. For my fellow wimps, I promise it's worth the read! #naturalhealthremedies #lymphaticdrainage #massage #cruise #relaxation #acupuncture #accupuncture #hotmessmemoir Acupuncture, Natural Health Remedies, Last Month, I Promise, Memoirs, Relaxation, First Time, Massage
Acupuncture-What to Expect During your 1st Treatment
Last month I took a cruise and decided to try acupuncture for the first time. Here's my honest account. For my fellow wimps, I promise it's worth the read! #naturalhealthremedies #lymphaticdrainage #massage #cruise #relaxation #acupuncture #accupuncture #hotmessmemoir
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Hot Mess Goes to Buc-ee's!
I've heard about Buc-ees via a YouTube video and at last I'm visiting it! Here's my take. Is it worth your time for a road trip? You be the judge! #roadtrip #travel #America #buc-ees #vacation #traveldestinations #travelideas #traveltips #hotmessmemoir
Ok, so maybe the title should have been more about Myrtle Beach but once you read my post, I hope you'll get it. You may go to MB and love it (I hope you do!). Here's my story! #travel #myrtlebeach #humor #parenting #airbnb #comedy Not Worth It, Air B And B, My Story, Myrtle Beach, Worth It, Parenting
I'm Done With Myrtle Beach
Ok, so maybe the title should have been more about Myrtle Beach but once you read my post, I hope you'll get it. You may go to MB and love it (I hope you do!). Here's my story! #travel #myrtlebeach #humor #parenting #airbnb #comedy
the royal caribbean serena of the seas is on sale for $ 1, 500 00
Serenade of the Seas Review
Thinking about Royal Caribbean's Serenade of the Seas? I just spent 5 days on board. Here's my honest (not sponsored) review of everything to see, do and eat on board! #royal caribbean #serenade of the seas #cruising #cruise #travel #vacation ideas
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The Wasteland that is Myrtle Beach
I heard Myrtle Beach was rough but I didn't expect it to look like a scene in Mad Max. Where's Tina Turner? Anyway, I recount our first few days in this hellscape. #traveldestinations #humor #comedy #northamericantravel #traveltips #hotmessmemoir
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Unexpected College Advice
When my husband asked a college junior for the best advice for an incoming freshman, never in a million years did I expect this response. #hotmessmemoir #college #freshman #collegestudent #collegeadvice #dorm
If incoming freshmen are looking for roommates, why are they posing in bikinis? I have so many questions. #parenting #hotmessmemoir #humor #college #dorm #roommates #freshmen Looking For Roommate, College Roommate, So Many Questions, College Dorm, These Girls
Roommate Search or Only Fans Audition?
If incoming freshmen are looking for roommates, why are they posing in bikinis? I have so many questions. #parenting #hotmessmemoir #humor #college #dorm #roommates #freshmen
Sometimes, comedic gold finds you. Often times, it comes in the form of a dumpster fire or trainwreck and you have to learn to spot it. Here is just once incident. #humor #hipster #beanies #funny #story Paradise, Dumpster Fire, Spot It, Funny Story, A Man, Finding Yourself
Beanies & Hipster- a Humorous Story
Sometimes, comedic gold finds you. Often times, it comes in the form of a dumpster fire or trainwreck and you have to learn to spot it. Here is just once incident. #humor #hipster #beanies #funny #story
a woman at her desk with the words did i brush my teeth today?
The 4 Stages of Working from Home
I'll be real, my overall hygiene has taken a hit since working from home. Here's my humorous approach to this past year. #humor #workingfromhome #homeoffice #workingmother #remote
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Babbel Spanish & Janet Jackson
I now work with several plants in Mexico and many emails come over in Spanish. I decided to take life by limes, signed up for Babbel and here's how it's going. #babbel #spanish #languageactivity #language #humor #hotmessmemoir #foreignlanguagelearning #babbel
a woman is standing in front of stairs with her hands on her hips and the words, my lazy way of losing pounds
My Lazy Way of Losing 9 Pounds
I don't know what clicked about weight loss but it finally did about 6 weeks ago. Read here how I dropped 9 pounds with very small lifestyle changes. #weightloss #fitness #diet #diettips #humor #hotmessmemoir #exercisetips #planetfitness
the cover of what it's like to microneel at home
What It's Like to Microneedle at Home
I did it! I bought a microneedling pen. In this post I write about my first experience and the mistakes I made so you don't! #skincare #anti-aging #microneedling #skincareroutine #skincaretips #beauty #gifts #christmasgifts #beautytips #wrinkles #collagen #hotmessmemoir