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Couples jokes

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racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the sofa when his wife comes up behind him and snacks him over the head.‘WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?’, he roared, leaping up and holding his head in pain.The wife ... Read more

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

Wife: - “Look at this lovely couple. He keeps kissing her, he continuously holds her hand, he opens the door for her... Can't you be a bit romantic and do the same?” Husband: - “Are you crazy? I barely know her” #jokes #jokeoftheday #husband #married