Drinking jokes

For us (and by that, I mean “for me”), the title of Emperor of Humorkind is held by none other than dad jokes. Whether you love ‘em or you hate ‘em, you can’t deny that this form of funny humor is amusing. Luckily for us, there seems to be a near-endless supply of these bad jokes. Uhm, I mean best jokes. That’s why we’re glad to have found the Dad Jokes Instagram account that regularly posts... [drum roll]... yup, you guessed it—new and original dad jokes!

A man is in a bar and ready to take a drink of his whiskey when a nun comes up to him and says, "Don't take that drink, that is the devil's brew." The man says that the drink is just whiskey. He asks the nun, "Have you ever tried it? You know you shouldn't judge until you at least try it...

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Bob staggered into his house after a night of drinking. He tip-toed up the stairs to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen, but tripped & fell on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket made the landing especially painful. He stifled a yell, pulled down his pants & looked into the hall...

I'm never drinking again. Oh, look! Alcohol!

Why don't they allow dogs in bars? Because most of them can't hold their licker! #alcoholpuns

And awesome it was!

A Texan walks into an Irish Pub and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. I'll give $500 American Dollars to anybody in... - St Paddy's Day Joke

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Result of not drinking beer... - Damn Funny