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bedroom and I'm St. Peter." Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!? That can't be; I have so much to live for. I haven't said goodbye to my family and friends. You've got to send me back straight away." St. Peter replied " Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you ba

bedroom and I'm St. Peter." ​ Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!? That can't be; I have so much to live for. I haven't said goodbye to my family and friends. You've got to send me back straight away." ​ St. Peter replied " Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you ba

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A husband sends a text to his wife. Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the hospital. They have been taking tests and doing...

Three old men reminiscing in a nursing home... ... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young.  Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it's only a small dribble." The second old man said, "I'd give anything to take a good shit like I did when I was young.  Every morning I sit on the stool and strain and strain until I can finally get something out." The third ...

... complaining about their biggest regrets on getting old. The first old man said, “I’d give anything to take a good piss like I did when I was young. Every morning I get up it takes me 5 minutes to take a piss, and then it’s only a small dribble.” The second old man said, “I’d give...

Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants... is a wife who told him which pair to wear. ~ Kelly's Treehouse. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke #puns #TheDragonflyChallenge

Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants... is a wife who told him which pair to wear. ~ Kelly's Treehouse. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke #puns #TheDragonflyChallenge

Till Text Do Us Part: Hilarious Texts Sent by Spouses

Communication is one of, if not the most, important elements of a relationship. And while there's in-person communication, which is key, texting is a whole 'nother story.From takeaway orders to bowel movements and fake infidelities, these text messages will prove these couples feel absolutely comfortable with one another and are not afraid to have some fun. Take a hilarious glimpse into the SMS side of married life.

Funny Joke: A man is praying in church.   He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?"   "Of course, my son," says God, "what

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to a pub and drank a lot and was sick all over his shirt. He told his friend, “If I go home like this my wife […] The post A man who drank alot was told by his wife appeared first on Jokes Hub.

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to a pub and drank a lot and was sick all over his shirt. He told his friend, “If I go home like this my wife […] The post A man who drank alot was told by his wife appeared first on Jokes Hub.

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