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Funny: A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a...

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

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Adrian Horn
Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a Humour, Every Once In A While Quotes, I Noticed Everything Quotes, Make Me Laugh Quotes Hilarious, Funny Stuff To Make Me Laugh, Funny Clean Jokes, Jokes Hilarious Funny, Husband Jokes, Joke Stories

Joke Of The Day: The policeman noticed the elder lady dropping money

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.” “Oh, really? Darn it!” said the little old lady. “I’d better go back and see if I can find them...

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Ila Christensen
Einstein is baffled by this mans quizzical question – Jokes Of The Day Humour, Short Jokes Funny Laughing, Question Jokes, Joke Of The Day Funny, Clean Jokes For Kids, Funny Clean Jokes, Really Funny Jokes, Jokes About Life, Short Funny Stories

Einstein is baffled by this mans quizzical question

Einstein says, “Let’s play a game. I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500”. The man agrees and the game proceeds. Einstein asks the first question, “What is the distance between the Earth and...

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Liden Chifunda

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