Random stuff

There are many posts and even books telling you how glorious and fulfilling it is raising children. The reality is, though, that you're often being vomited on, you have literally zero spare time, dragging insomnia, and we're the ones that absolutely sympathize with you.

Sometimes, a radish is not just a radish. Sometimes a radish can appear to be striding purposefully into the distance. Similarly, a potato can sometimes be a bear, and sometimes a broccoli can appear to be doing some mansplaining. Of course, we’re taking about hilariously misshapen fruit and vegetables, which appear to have taken the form of animals, or seem to be doing things that humans do, or feel.

Each year we tweet nearly 200 billion times. These are the only 85 that matter.

Anyone else feel itchy? I feel itchy.

These Tumblr posts are gonna take you on a ride.

"How do you kick a ceiling by accident?!"

Another week, another Tumblr roundup.

I'm, like, totally smarter than you are. [Adjusts glasses; laughs in geek]. My genius IQ is over 9,000, and I play 5D chess in my spare time. Mozart? Bach? Those are for amateurs. Me? I only listen to the music that planets make in our neighboring Andromeda Galaxy (it's 2.537 light-years away from Earth - bet you didn't know that). My favorite book is the Necronomicon. By the time I have breakfast every day, I've already come up with a hundred new fantastic ideas about how to improve the…

Just try to picture something so round, hearty, and out of proportion to its surroundings that it would grab anyone’s attention and simply wouldn’t let it go. If you’re already feeling amused, this post might be just for you. You see, today we’re all about celebrating Absolute Units, a meme dedicated to objects, animals, and people that are just comically oversized.

Alright pandas, get your gloves, goggles and lab coats on, and start channeling your inner Bill Nye the Science Guy. Because today we’ve got a hilarious list of pics from the Science Memes Instagram account for you!