Religious jokes

Get ready to laugh out loud with these hilarious religious jokes. Discover a collection of clean and witty jokes that will bring a smile to your face and lighten your spirit.
Funny Joke: A religious woman, upon waking up each morning...   ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.”   This Lord, Humour, Praise The Lords, Religious Jokes, Christian Humor, Christian Jokes, Christian Stories, Bible Jokes, Christian Good Morning Quotes

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

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Funny Joke: A man is praying in church.   He looks up to heaven and says "God, could you answer a question for me?"   "Of course, my son," says God, "what Humour, God, God Answers Prayers, Knowing God, Bible Jokes, Christian Jokes, Bible Humor, Christian Humor, Answered Prayers

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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