Short clean jokes

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota.” The boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You...

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, ‘Up Nuts’, and the...

Sam died and left $50,000 in his will for an elaborate funeral. As the last attenders left, Sam’s wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said: “Well, I’m sure Sam would be pleased.”

down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theatre. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge. The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chuck could stick his head out and watch the movie. “Marge,”

An old farmer gets pulled over by a state trooper. The officer lectures him on how irresponsible it is to be speeding, and does everything he can to get the farmer off-balance. While the trooper is filling out a form, he keeps swatting at a swarm of flies around him. The farmer says...

A man walks into a bar and see's a big line up in front of a horse. Beside the horse is a big barrel of money. The man walks to the back of the line and asks the last person: ”what is with the horse and the line?” Person: “Well, if you can make the

You should never ignore words of advice from people who are qualified to give it – otherwise things can turn out like in this story. A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on...

She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: “Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?” “Of course my child, What can I do for you?” “Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money...

Juan comes up to the US / Mexican border on a bicycle... ... with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart;...