Women jokes

A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling […]

This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so she...

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

Daddy, I'm coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOU As you know, I'm in Australia and he's in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on Whatsapp... Read Dad's Hilarious Reply...🤣

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner: The woman took out her …

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter. She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?” The cashier says "Yes" and points her down aisle 11. About 30 minutes go by...

racehorse I put a bet on a few days ago’. Satisfied, the wife apologised to her husband.Several days later the husband is lounging on the

When you’ve had a few glasses too many, your perception of the world will not be quite the same as when you’re sober. If you’re ever feeling a bit too sure of yourself after drinking, just think back on this story! A wife goes out for the night with her girlfriends. Just before she leaves, she...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.She says helloHe's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...