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I live for this story-->i accidentally said this once while walking into french class and thank god the teacher was gone otherwise he would've made me sit outside the class to eat my banana in silence and practice apologizing in french

i accidentally said this once while walking into french class and thank god the teacher was gone otherwise he would've made me sit outside the class to eat my banana in silence and practice apologizing in french <<

Ivy: Jesus Christ Seth! Seth: It's not my fault you're meant to go to hell, I'm just speeding up the process. Ivy: You whore. Seth: Love you skank! Ivy: ...fuckin' slut...

"Sorry I tried to sacrafice you to Satan. Is this really a thing? ( referring to the idea of using cakes this way, not whom it is addressed to ). Very funny, hilarious joke / idea.