More ideas from k
use the bathroom, make food in the microwave, walk the dog, get a snack, and ask mom when dinners ready

I'll go to the bathroom, sprint upstairs to go get ice cream from the freezer, I'll check my iPod for notifications, play a game on my iPod, etc. Man commercials are helpful :)

Forreal

Most people stuff it in their mouths." I was eating chocolate when I saw this, and I was literally stuffing it in my mouth!

Yes

So relatable. one time a guy like for a company asked me when I was born and I took about 5 second trying to remember when my birthday was and then I started laughing