Never in a million years would I think to call my kids names to their faces, but sometimes, when I’m out with friends, I will admit out loud that kids are assholes. To those who ask me what I’d say if my children saw these words someday: I would look them dead in the eye and tell them that I was also an asshole, that their kids will be assholes, and that THEIR kids will be assholes. I would tell them that it doesn’t change my love for them, and that they actually give me the BEST stories to tell
