I can't wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o'clock in the morning and drive around really slow and make everyone late for work.

I was watching tv on my phone one day and I was suddenly like where is my phone and I started having a mint panic attack. I started looking everywhere on the couch when I realized I was watch netflix on my phone right in front of me

I don't think that I have ever been able to do this

Teenager Post who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as conditioner are truly gifted. So true.

That is awesome...


TBVH That is me very time I am not at school I have memorized all the stupid classes😂