Bold, black and white lines upon a gloriously rustic terra-cotta brick wall? In fact, it's almost a fitting personification of me: my clean, B&W suit adorning the hard rustic wall of masculinity that is my body. Cake, anyone?
Another DIY addition to take your card up a notch is to press your cards together using clamps or something similar and paint the edges with sorry paint. In this case, gold (business card beauty carte de visite)