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Here's to all us low-maintenance gals! Pass the bacon and the remote.

Not at all like me but power to any girl. I wear skinny jeans and makeup, but that doesn't matter. It is my choice. Every girl is beautiful.<<< Yeah, I only wear makeup when I'm bored, I can't wear skinny jeans cause my legs are too long

Bahaha!

Funny Text Messages - BryanI totally failed safety and health course today.how did you manage that?well, one of the questions was 'In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?'Fuckin' large ones' was apparently the wrong answer.