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"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.I’ll laugh at you.

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Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they truly are. - Whitney Cummings - so true

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So true. The only time mine chips off from my toenails is in pole dance class. There's a whole lot of colourful nail polish scratches on the ceiling of the studio I go to.

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I don't pretend to be anything I am not. Except for sober, I 've pretended to be sober a few times.

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B*tch please, I'm immortal

Well if we are going to do it, lets do it well...

One thing we read everyday and dont even know about it. Without these signs we more than likely couldnt get around town and know where we are going. I have been lost before driving in unfamiliar places and these road signs helped me out a lot.

I just had to repin this. I wasn't going to until I got to the last one. I laughed hysterically. So funny.

Funny pictures about Puns. Puns everywhere. Oh, and cool pics about Puns. Puns everywhere. Also, Puns. Puns everywhere.

go to hell for the company

Go to Heaven for the Climate, Hell for the Company - Mark Twain [And I have plenty of friends with "Condos" there.

I don't get drunk. I just get less classy and more fun.

Most Funny Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : As the quote says – Description Except for me it's "I don't get drunk, I get happy.

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