Now it's not like I want a seagull but I guess I'd have to say I want THIS particular seagull. Why? Because it didn't read the sign hence it broke a rule. It is a rebellious animal. And I love a rebel.
I mean, I don't care about you either, but at least I don't lie about it and pretend we were good buddies or something. Those fake smiles that slide off your face before you even turn away from me only make me feel even more invisible.