"Except that Pride & Prejudice or CatCF didn't come out until several years after PotC, so they weren't Elizabeth Bennet or Willy Wonka yet. You could say Edward Scissorhands for Johnny." --> Still funny.
How to get rid of facial hair with a turmeric paste using turmeric powder and water to form a paste. Apply to area where there is unwanted hair and leave on for about 20 minutes. Repeat daily as unwanted hair will thin and eventually stop growing.