Today's modern woman * Clean house * Healthy dinner on the table (at dinnertime) * Fit, trim & well-groomed * Works full time * Laundry done & put away * Great sex life * . pick any two

#Coffee #Humor #quote Picture

I can't stop drinking the coffee. If I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence doing. - Lorelai Gilmore (so true! love the gilmore girls!

A woman's guide to love and lasting relationships...  1. Find a man who makes you laugh  2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook  3. Find a man who is honest  4. Find a man who will pamper you with gifts  5. Find a man who is awesome in bed  6. Most of all it is VERY IMPORTANT that these five men NEVER meet

Funny quotes about men and women relationships. Ha,ha, so true; as if you could find one man with all these traits!