Can't find the source easily. "I myself am entirely made of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." Augusten Burroughs “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
Never assume -- learned this in high school -- the word says the truth -- "Ass of U and ME". Remember if its not directly out of my mouth you're not getting the truth, you are getting the version they want you to hear.
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. Although as an author I am responsible for making readers understand--a reader who doesn't understand is an unhappy reader. (And there is some value to leaving some questions unanswered.