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"Tombstone"

Doc Holiday from the movie Tombstone. A gunfight is about to break out when one of the Cowboys says, "You're so drunk I bet you're seeing double." Doc answers with, "I've got two guns, one for each of ya." Priceless western wit and quick thinking :)

Gollum - We must do the cardio - But we HATES it! XDXDXD Gym humor

Gollum - We must do the cardio - But we HATES it! XDXDXD Gym humor

I hate when people say you don't need, alcohol to have fun,you don't need running shoes to run,but it fucken helps, drink up!