Dear Bitter Ex-Florist

Author E.J. Bouinatchova reminisces on her less-than-thrilling career as a florist. It's just mildly naughty.
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Episode 1: People who hate flowers and the flowers who love them: Why being a florist basically sucks. C'mon, you've always wanted to know, haven't you? Author E.J. Bouinatchova reminisces on her less-than-thrilling career as a florist. It's just mildly naughty.

Episode People who hate flowers and the flowers who love them: Why being a florist basically sucks. C'mon, you've always wanted to know, haven't you?

Episode 7: Answering the holiday question of the ages! Why Pointsettias? And is Christmas really all about human sacrifice? Happy Holidays, all!

Episode Answering the holiday question of the ages! And is Christmas really all about human sacrifice? Happy Holidays, all!

Episode 5: New Improved Bitter Ex-Florist! Money Money Money - Don't we all love it? Do florists have any? Well, why do you think we're so bitter? After this time, Bitter Ex-Florist episodes will show up once a month. Look for random rants and reviews in between!

Episode New Improved Bitter Ex-Florist! Money Money Money - Don't we all love it? Do florists have any? Well, why do you think we're so bitter?

A sad signoff from my Youtube channel. Must put it on hold for a while. I leave you with a small reading from my favorite play, that nicely sums up my feelings about the Youtube experience so far. Until next time...?

EJ's Random Readings: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Episode 6: What flower lasts the longest? And is being long-lasting really that important to women? Another earthshaking floral mystery unraveled.

Episode What flower lasts the longest? And is being long-lasting really that important to women? Another earthshaking floral mystery unraveled.

Episode 4: An "interim" episode, where I rant about fake flowers and address the ultimate question - "Why so bitter?" And attempt to eat something that ought not to be eaten.

Episode An "interim" episode, where I rant about fake flowers and address the ultimate question - "Why so bitter?" And attempt to eat something that ought not to be eaten.

Episode 3: Red freakin' roses and #$^&% Valentine's Day. Two of a florist's least favorite things. Let's discuss. Caution: Contains *extra* bitterness.

Episode 3: Red freakin' roses and #$^&% Valentine's Day. Two of a florist's least favorite things. Let's discuss. Caution: Contains *extra* bitterness.

Episode 2: No, your flowers are not eternal. You want something that lives forever, get a puppy. Oops. Or not. Let's talk about floral mortality, and how to deal with it. (Ask your own questions to @EveAFloriste on Twitter, or here in the comments).

Episode No, your flowers are not eternal. You want something that lives forever, get a puppy. Let's talk about floral mortality, and how to .


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