I met my husband at Starbucks. I dropped my coffee on his pants and he said 'if you wanted me to take these off, you could've just asked.' We dated for 5 years and now we have twins.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "I met my husband at Starbucks. I dropped my coffee on his pants and he said 'if you wanted me to take these off, you could've just asked.' We dated for 5 years and now we have twins.

I'm putting this just because whenever my cat yawns it put my finger in her mouth! I thought I was the only one!

I'm putting this just because whenever my cat yawns it put my finger in her mouth! - Tap the link now to see all of our cool cat collections!

Last night I was having a Disney marathon and I ordered pizza.  The delivery guy was crying because he's girlfriend broke up with him, so I invited him in and all night we stayed up watching movies.

Last night I was having a Disney marathon and I ordered pizza. The delivery guy was crying because his girlfriend broke up with him, so I invited him in and all night we stayed up watching movies.

When my wife takes off her ring, to shower or do housework, I will take it to her, get down on my knee and re-propose.  Yeah,  I'm that sappy.

When my wife takes off her ring, to shower or do housework, I will take it to her, get down on my knee and re-propose. Yeah, I'm that sappy. (How To Get Him To Propose Future Husband)

Funny pictures about Ellen on the importance of college. Oh, and cool pics about Ellen on the importance of college. Also, Ellen on the importance of college.

14 Ways People Got Great Revenge On Cheating Exes Funniest one says she exchanged her ex's boss' phone number for the bimbo's he was sexting with, another wiped her cheater's tighty whiteys in poison ivy so he thought he had herpes. You'll die laughing!!

14 Ways People Got Revenge On Cheating Exes

14 Ways People Got Great Revenge On Cheating Exes Funniest one says she exchanged her ex's boss' phone number for the bimbo's he was sexting with, another wiped her cheater's tighty whiteys in poison ivy so he thought he had herpes.

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because we have to spend that money on tampons, pads, bras, etc. and some of us prefer other card than ferraris

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This is my love he bought me a necklace and I didn’t take it so when I fell asleep in his arms he put it on me now I never take the necklace off

I work at a pet store. Today a guy came in to purchase a tag and have it engraved. He told us that he bought his gf a puppy as a surprise. The tags engraving said "Will you marry my daddy?" He was so excited to give it to her.

"I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks and a really handsome guy came next to me to order.I whispered "Daaamn" It was louder than I thought He looked at me and said   "I was thinking the same thing""

"I was waiting for my coffee at Starbucks and a really handsome guy came next to me to order.I whispered "Daaamn" It was louder than I thought He looked at me and said "I was thinking the same thing""<<I WISH THAT HAPPENED TO ME

"I once sneezed,  headbutted my desk and knocked myself out.  I woke up to see my mum standing in my room laughing at what I had done.  "

Someone from Narborough, England, GB posted a whisper in the group Embarrassing Stories, which reads "I once sneezed, headbutted my desk and knocked myself out. I woke up to see my mum standing in my room laughing at what I had done.

This girl should be my friend now

Today a girl at school called me stupid. I turned around and said "I think you're right! I'm having trouble counting the fucks I give.

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