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:-) So true of the past two weeks! Fibromayalgia Flare, oh how I underestimated your power. But, when I get a few good hours put together, amazing shit happens! 7/18/14

"Sometimes I amaze myself - other times I can't remember which day it is." This is SO me!

I’m “it’s 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?” years old. | Snarkecards

I won't see more than 30 minutes of the movie before I fall asleep. Story of my life

Truly amazing!

People who can finish a shampoo bottle at the same time as their conditioner are truly gifted.

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

The best thing about being in my is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet. Lol I am thankful lmfao

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No matter how low I lower the bar of expectation.Some people manage to roll right under it!

not my kind of quote but it gave me the idea of painting a canvas with a clothesline and gluing clothespin to the "line" - have some good laundry quotes to add ; )

As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy. Put on a sign in the laundry room!

I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me.

To good

"I'm at the 'What can I make with green beans and cake mix?' stage of needing groceries" ecards

funny drinking quotes (20)

I just want to watch the drunks keep trying to get the straw into the pouch. I would probably one of those trying to get the straw in the pouch.

.And sometimes the air conditioner doesn't work so it is literally HELL..

Air-conditioning at work is hell for me. freezes me and I hate to be cold!

Pretty much!

QUOTE, Woman: 'I'm a lady, but fuck that shit is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for the word no.