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Get in your fantasy car, and drive back to the basement where you dwell! Sad little life , for the replacement "wife".you are daddies little tool

Bitch, please move away from the sunlight, I hate the smell of burning plastic. 27 Insulting 'Bitch Please' Quotes And Meme For Your Enemies

having a tan is one thing but so many women think they need to look like plastic/leather in the summer! Can we say skin cancer/wrinkles plus its very unattractive

French: "The love of my life." Don't worry I'm not that soppy, this will be our code for when we see potential boyfriend walking down the street