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I just love these!  I want to put this in my house somewhere!

Pour On The Mom Guilt I love mom snark. This doesn't mean I don't adore my kids and being a mother, but mom snark is a great way to laugh off the stress.

Hahaha @sarabia2008 ⭐

Someone from Center Line posted a whisper, which reads "Lord.please give me patience, because if you give me strength,I may just beat a bitch to death.

Calm the fuck down.

Don’t spin your car out again. Don’t fake slit your wrists. Whatever fake freak outs you’re gonna do, just calm it down spaz

#canyourelate #momlife #kids #imbored

I love school holidays. Here is one for all the mothers out there with bored kids. Mine don't mention that word anymore, maybe they have learnt that "clean your room" is not the response they want.