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Scumbag Cupid.

Funny pictures about Big day for Cupid. Oh, and cool pics about Big day for Cupid. Also, Big day for Cupid.

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I'm single, don't pity me. I'm not lonely, I chose to be single, because I'm done. Done settling. Done dating shitty men. I know what I want and I know that I deserve. And I don't mind waiting for it.

A sign that promotes drinking and having a good time, perfect for your man cave or a gift! A black background and an illustration of a beer bottle with a quote saying "Get Me Drunk And Enjoy The Show"

"Get Me Drunk And Enjoy The Show" Drinking Sign

Get Me Drunk And Enjoy The Show Print Bottle Picture Large 12 x 18 Fun Drinking Humor Bar Sign Aluminum (Silver) Metal - 4 Pack

funny cellulite joke!  For top grade Cellulite removal:

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

The most expensive part of raising teenagers is the amount of alcohol we have to buy to tolerate them.

A friend asks if you'd like a little wine. A real friend asks if you'd like a little wine, then fills the glass to the rim.

if this doesn't pertain to my life, i really don't know what does. i mean, there is even a black cat.

Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.

Aw man! Now I wish I had a therapist so I could them about you!

I told my therapist about you.Of course, you are the reason I'm in therapy.

Eye is the best camera ever

LOL moon pics are the worst! So true. But then again, how did the person get the first picture if that's what their eyes see? You can't take pictures with your eyes! And if that's what their camera sees, how did they get the second picture?