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Me:*licking ice cream* Perv:Hey babe ,what else can you lick ? ;) Me:Your blood off my fingers after I sacrifice you to satan.

Me:*licking ice cream* Perv:Hey babe ,what else can you lick ? ;) Me:Your blood off my fingers after I sacrifice you to satan.

"Go to hell" Oh honey, where do you think I came from?

"Go to hell" Oh honey, where do you think I came from?

To funny..great comebacks to cheesy pick-up lines!

To funny..great comebacks to cheesy pick-up lines!

Truth! Lol!

Truth! Lol!

Is it just me, or is making jokes about cheating boyfriends sound like a dick thing to do?

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Is it just me, or is making jokes about cheating boyfriends sound like a dick thing to do?

Stop talking. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

Stop talking. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

While I hate that I'm pinning something that opens with "Teenager Post," I'm totally stealing this line.

While I hate that I'm pinning something that opens with "Teenager Post," I'm totally stealing this line.

In a school club, I was talking about how every month I would perform a week long satanic ritual involving blood sacrifices.   Only the girls got it.

In a school club, I was talking about how every month I would perform a week long satanic ritual involving blood sacrifices. Only the girls got it.

The Nine Satanic Sins (Note: when he mentions "magic" he's not actually speaking of spellcasting, etc. etc.  It's a nickname for a type of psychological manipulation expounded upon in the book).

The Nine Satanic Sins (Note: when he mentions "magic" he's not actually speaking of spellcasting, etc. etc. It's a nickname for a type of psychological manipulation expounded upon in the book).

Was he drunk...? I don't actually care because this is an amazing theory and I could totally believe in this

One of the most amazing thing I've ever read!

Was he drunk...? I don't actually care because this is an amazing theory and I could totally believe in this

Just ordered a pizza and the guy asked for my security card number. I said 666 There was a pause then I heard him whisper. "Guys Satan is trying to order a pizza, what do i do?"

Just ordered a pizza and the guy asked for my security card number. I said 666 There was a pause then I heard him whisper. "Guys Satan is trying to order a pizza, what do i do?"

Pretty much. Welcome to hell

Pretty much. Welcome to hell

he's one tough cookie

he's one tough cookie

Today Top 50 lol pics (11:01:43, Saturday 11, March 2017 PST) - LOL MANIA CLUB

Today Top 50 lol pics (11:01:43, Saturday 11, March 2017 PST) - LOL MANIA CLUB