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Good Place #sarcasm #humor

All I'm saying in life, life can be hard. Its a given its a hard when a minority makes a peogress.

I so need to do this

Teen Xpression - So I was flying a kite and this guy actually asks me, "So, you're flying a kite?" I replied, "nope, fishing for birds.

Payday...for the electric company, cable company, insurance company..etc

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Story of my life

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bikes on fire. And the grounds on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.

Sleep

Sleeping in could eaily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.

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