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All I'm saying in life, life can be hard. Its a given its a hard when a minority makes a peogress.

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Especially when bitches keep sticking their nose where it doesn't belong and making shit up. Grow up, get a life, and get the fuck out! You fat pathetic fuck hahahaha stick to your yo yo he still doesn’t want you or love you 😂😂😂 truth hurts hey

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant. - so true!

We all know at least one...

I have friends who ask my advice and do the opposite=Askhole.) My question is what do you call the friends who give you unwanted/mean advice? Dear Webster, Please come up with a word for said person. Know-it-all-hole?

Nothing has ever been more true

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Cooking Family and Pets Poster. Commas make a huge difference between what you like and cook.

Cooking Family and Pets Poster

Cooking Family and Pets Poster - funny stuff like this would be cute in my classroom

...what can I say?  It made me laugh and I'm now retired and don't have time for such nonsense like cooking :))  I actually love to cook.

Note to husband - your dinner's in the recipe book page And, the ingredients are at the store. (Don't have to tell my husband, he loves cooking.

I don't know about you, but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult than when I was a kid.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid.

To be honest, Wednesday's and Fridays aren't much better.

Monday is My Least Favorite Day of The Week. unfortunately it seems as though there are 4 mondays in my week: Sunday Monday Monday Monday Monday Friday Saturday.

Life perspective level: master

Workout t-shirt - Lazy is such and ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. - Because I don't have to do ALL the body every single day.

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