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All I'm saying in life, life can be hard. Its a given its a hard when a minority makes a peogress.

I so need to do this

Teen Xpression - So I was flying a kite and this guy actually asks me, "So, you're flying a kite?" I replied, "nope, fishing for birds.

Payday...for the electric company, cable company, insurance company..etc

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Story of my life

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Dieting is easy. It's like riding a bike. And the bikes on fire. And the grounds on fire. And everything's on fire because you're in hell.


Sleeping in could eaily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee.