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Yep :) and look pretty especially pretty when I'm blacked out drunk laughing at dead puppies yeah pretty real and pretty photoshop

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

+ out of shape. SO true. As I lay here on the couch and pin.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Free, Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

Funny Confession Ecard: I love when my brain chemicals and hormone levels are just right and I actually enjoy life.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

All these 9 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and laptops. When I was I felt cool with my new markers. The crayon box with the built-in sharpener was the hippest thing ever invented back then

I need a raise just because of crazies!  Woosah!

Funny Workplace Ecard: I wish my employee evaluation form had a line item for 'tolerating a psycho'--in which case I have exceeded expectations.

Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? good times...

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: remember when phones were stupid and people were smart?

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick

Yes, yes it is!

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

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