Put An Ice Cube On This Point Of Your Neck And Witness The Miracle
hahahaha!...something a friend of mine would say!
I hate how much I have to bite my tongue at work. Not wanting to get fired is a bitch.
True story. Remember, if you don't look even remotely the same as you did when you went to sleep, chances are you wear too much makeup.
Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
Funny, but also true!