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Sonatagreen a Tradition in Peacetime the Ruler Grows Their Hair Long in War They Cut It Short a Ruler With Long Hair Is Held in Great Esteem for Defending the Peace the Traditional Declaration of War Is for the Ruler to Send Their Cut-Off Hair to the Enemy Ruler the Statement Carries Greater Weight the Longer the Hair to Receive Long Hair Says That You Have Angered One Who Is Slow to Anger That You Have Incurreda Wrath Not Easily Woken Wakor-Rising Violent War-Mongering Leader Frantically and Aggressively Tries to Shave Just a LITTLE Hair Off the Top of Their Head Into an Envelope a Faraway King Receives a Heavy Wooden Crate Filled With a Coil of the Longest Hair He Has Ever Seen a Despised Ruler Finds Hundreds of Pounds of Cut-Off Ponytails at Her Castle Entrance Each One Belonging to Her Own People a Young Emperor Refuses to Cut Their Hair and Insists on Trying to Make Peace With Invaders the Enemy Leader Steps Forward Draws Their Blade and Cuts the Emperor's Hair Themselves Hellen Cuts Her Hair Off and Throws It in Cathy's Face at Her Son's Soccer Scrimmage Source Sonatagreen | Blade Meme on ME.ME
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P I'm both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. % made-of-Iove-and-stars % alandofdawnandstarlight Don’t forget kids,jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections. I will never not reblog this - iFunny
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