Who do they ship me with? Oh God. maybe they ship me with themselves and realize that because I'm real and they're fictional we can never be together and they hope that one day a fictional character will come up that was just like me.
And this is how famous authors should annihilate their foes. <<< Well, I like writing, and I could surely do something like this, just to see. It would be wonderful! I'll do that sometime, if I ever start writing for a living.